In a humorous Real Time monologue, Bill Maher discussed how World Cup fans visiting the United States inadvertently boost American morale. Showcasing viral videos, Maher highlighted soccer tourists expressing enthusiasm about ordinary American experiences such as visits to Costco and stadiums with air conditioning. He implied these international visitors remind Americans of the strengths often overlooked domestically.
During the FIFA World Cup, thousands of fans embraced the American culture and lifestyle. Few embraced it more enthusiastically than Norwegian striker Erling Haaland. The Manchester City star left with a stuffed raccoon holding a bottle, a popular item at the time. Haaland amused many by sharing a video of himself on a boat, hitting biodegradable golf balls into the water, while playing country singer Ella Langley’s music.
Maher praised foreign visitors, saying, “They are reminding Americans this place is kind of awesome.” Haaland’s activities on the boat seemed quintessentially American if you disregard some Norwegian influences. Even though golf isn’t inherently American, ripping tee shots off unusual surfaces like cliffs or beaches feels uniquely American.
Maher jested about the notion of offering Haaland honorary U.S. citizenship. He compared it to how colleges confer honorary doctorates for delivering commencement speeches filled with common platitudes. Maher suggested extending this idea to those who show a fondness for American culture—whether hitting golf balls with country music playing, enjoying a pastrami sandwich, or admiring taxidermied raccoons.
Although honorary citizens might not have the privilege to vote or hold public office, Maher humorously mentioned they could wear patriotic gear without appearing inauthentic.
The discussion underscores how international fans at events like the World Cup can serve as unexpected ambassadors, celebrating everyday American experiences.