Welcome to the Late Night Roundup, where we highlight the previous night’s comedy moments. Here are some of the standout jokes and segments.
Memorable Quotes from Jimmy Fallon
On Wednesday, former President Joe Biden revealed his new memoir, “Promise Me, America,” scheduled for release on November 17. Jimmy Fallon had a humorous take on it:
- Fallon noted that it is the second book Biden has written, humorously implying the first was “The Odyssey.”
- He quipped, “The book was written by a ghostwriter, Joe Biden.”
- Fallon also said, “The book is about what Biden remembers from his presidency, so it’s three pages.”
- He described the memoir as unusual since towards the end, it begins to be written by Kamala Harris.
Jokes from “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
Ike Barinholtz, guest hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” joked about a health outbreak:
- He mentioned the explosive diarrhea sweeping the nation, spreading to 34 states, including California.
- He humorously warned the audience about the outbreak by saying, “All three of you are about to get explosive diarrhea.”
- Barinholtz joked about naming the outbreak “Trump Diarrhea” in recognition of the administration’s handling.
- Michael Kosta added a humorous take on the situation, saying, “We cut the funding for the program that tracks forever diarrhea, and now people are getting forever diarrhea.”
Interesting Segments
Jon Bernthal appeared on “Late Night” with Seth Meyers discussing his role in “The Odyssey” and working with Christopher Nolan.
Anticipations for Thursday Night
On “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Thursday, Regina Hall is set to discuss her role in “The Five Star Weekend.”
Inspiring Words
Octavia Spencer shared her thoughts on self-confidence, expressing a wish to bottle it up for the world and encouraging people to “take up as much space as you want.”